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I kicked a cat the other day . . .
today a giant sabertooth from the depths of time bit me

pkmncoordinators:

Overhearing a conversation about Pokemon, more like

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bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

cleromancy:

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

cleromancy:

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

pizzaforpresident:

lilbrat7:

is avril lavigne scene or emo

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notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

purplerupees:

Mario and Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter  Games is such a great game. It lets me live out my wildest fantasy.

purplerupees:

Mario and Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games is such a great game. It lets me live out my wildest fantasy.

just-a-random-nerd said: What is tumblr?

facts-i-just-made-up:

tumblr is what happens when 197.3 million people of all ages, genders and races work together to post and repost the same fifteen images over and over again all day across all time zones. Those images are:

  1. A screencap of an older tumblr post.
  2. A cute kitten.
  3. A large dog.
  4. The bathroom selfie of Claire C. Larkhurst of Paloma, Wisconsin.
  5. Steve Buscemi.
  6. The gif of that dog throwing up as it tries to hump another dog.
  7. Some pretty mushrooms.
  8. An old building.
  9. A misattributed political statement.
  10. A fact I just made up.
  11. A drawing of an “OTP.”
  12. Mountains.
  13. Jennifer Lawrence.
  14. Another cute kitten.
  15. Porn.

tumblr’s speed leads to the illusion that other images have been posted, but this is merely an effect of constant visual bombardment upon the brain of the common tumblrite. There are no other images on the site, all the other celebrities, gore, social justice and so on are merely projections of the user. So if you see something you hate on tumblr, you in fact merely hate your own subconscious and its hallucinatory manifestations. Oh, and-

    16. That “broom broom” video. That’s real.