tumblr is what happens when 197.3 million people of all ages, genders and races work together to post and repost the same fifteen images over and over again all day across all time zones. Those images are:
A screencap of an older tumblr post.
A cute kitten.
A large dog.
The bathroom selfie of Claire C. Larkhurst of Paloma, Wisconsin.
The gif of that dog throwing up as it tries to hump another dog.
Some pretty mushrooms.
An old building.
A misattributed political statement.
A fact I just made up.
A drawing of an “OTP.”
Another cute kitten.
tumblr’s speed leads to the illusion that other images have been posted, but this is merely an effect of constant visual bombardment upon the brain of the common tumblrite. There are no other images on the site, all the other celebrities, gore, social justice and so on are merely projections of the user. So if you see something you hate on tumblr, you in fact merely hate your own subconscious and its hallucinatory manifestations. Oh, and-