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I kicked a cat the other day . . .
today a giant sabertooth from the depths of time bit me

pictureshows:

This is a REALLY important progression.

Anonymous said: When is your birthday?

ugh why?

idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

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dysfunctunal:

i don’t want you, i want your netflix password

icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH

icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH

fartgallery:

Why are they called palm trees when they wont even fit in my hand

thelifeandtimesofdestiel:

I live in a place where every other car is adorned with an NRA sticker.
I WANT TO BUY A TON OF THESE AND STICK THEM ON THE MIDDLE OF THE WINDSHIELD OF EVERY CAR WITH AN NRA STICKER BECAUSE REASONS.

thelifeandtimesofdestiel:

I live in a place where every other car is adorned with an NRA sticker.

I WANT TO BUY A TON OF THESE AND STICK THEM ON THE MIDDLE OF THE WINDSHIELD OF EVERY CAR WITH AN NRA STICKER BECAUSE REASONS.

anthonyedwardstarks:

You can’t give me orders!
The hell I can’t! I’m a Captain!

seasaltinecrackers:

human versions of the lion king where everyone is white

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Book one: a life-affirming story about pretentious teens with superiority complexes who have experiences and give nauseatingly quotable musings on philosophy and what it means to be alive, which often involves their enjoyment of books and tea and their condescending view of the popular kids as sheep
Book two: the same exact story, except this time it's being narrated by the teacher who has to deal with these asshole kids on a daily basis but is legally barred from saying "are you fucking kidding me" when they say some pretentious bullshit about how they prefer the smell of old books to the taste of alcohol. The teacher is re-telling the story to her friend at the bar, and her friend refuses to accept that these children could POSSIBLY be as pretentious as she makes them sound

happy!dean week → favorite jokes (season 1)